Monkey Egg电脑版

This entirely kickass game for android based art-phones is massively awesome and provides a super-sweet totally awesome mega-uber challenge that is certain to enthral absolutely everyone for days, weeks, no years!! Nothing on this blessed earth beats the thrill and excitement offered by the nail-biting gameplay of Monkey Egg. You’ll be startled by the sheer majesty of the thing. Bow down before the one true god of android apps and pray that you can find strength to stop playing, because you know deep down in your heart that you’ll need it. It’s so engaging you wont even be able to stop to pee. You’ll need it like a drug, ONLY WAAAAAY MORE. This is most definitely the ultimate game imaginable. The most hardboiled gaming veterans wont even come close to mastering this game, they’ll probably suffer a stroke and soil themselves, YES that’s because Monkey Egg provides the ultimate challenge whilst at the same time being MASSIVELY mega fun. Its so good that you’ll start questioning your own existence and begin seeing red every time. It’s balls to the walls action, with difficulty so steep you’ll want to jump right off a cliff and yet it’s so elegant all your friends will want one too. FACE THE FACTS Monkey Egg will revolutionise the app industry. It’s Simple, yet groundbreakingly complex. Our experts have now proven that Monkey Egg is heaps better than angry birds, fappy bird, nyaan cat and super hexagon COMBINED… tiems 10!! HOLY C**P! Beat the rush! Try Monkey Egg before it’s not too late!! Try it today for free! Try it while skydiving! Get “MONKEY EGG” tattooed onto your cranium before someone else does. “This app will change the way we think” says Bill Gaits.Truly one of the most brilliant and mind-bendingly amazing games ever created ever. FULL STOP. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!!Created By Jacob Waldemar Buczynski.