Chicken Punch

Chickens in the wild. Chickens in the desert. Chickens on tables. Chickens in movies. Chickens in space with infinite bakaas. Some people, like Gary Larson of The Farside cartoons, even suppose that God might be a chicken. It's hard to say really what a chicken is or where its first egg came from, but have you ever gotten the chance to punch a chicken? How about punching the chicken?