Avoid! Arcade Edition

Blob (silent L) and his wife Slinda have been enjoying life in the dankest of caves for most of their adult lives. Each morning, they get up, absorb some rocks, read the local newspaper and start the cycle all over again. This was the case every day until Blob, not having a brain, disturbed some evil cave spirits. Where did they come from? I have no clue. But now Blob and Slinda must constantly dodge aggressive stalactites in order to survive, and they need you to tap the screen to guide them. You are not the god that they need, but you are the one they deserve. Can you handle the pressure?